Well, The ol' mock trial team didn't exactly win this past weekend, but we did crack a few heads in the process. Fucking Rhodes College was comprised primarily of doucebags so we gave them hell. When I was taken on cross examination one of the questions I got was "Was it reported in the media that your brother-in-law cheated on his income taxes?". My response, "My brother-in-law is an idiot", had the entire courtroom in stitches. After the crossing attorney made a "Witness is Non Responsive" objection, I was forced to answer the question. Of course, I didn't. My next response was "I'm not H&R Block" hahaha. Fuck 'em...does anyone else find it odd that 3 of the judges in that round were Rhodes College Alumns?...shenanigans much?
Memphis was a really kick ass down. Beale street was particularly awesome considering the NCAA Sweet 16 was in town; the street was full of revelers. In addition, the food was freakin' awesome!
On Sunday we were hanging out in the bar after the final round of competition with none other than actor/comedian Eddie Griffin and his homey J.C. Eddie and J.C. were cooler than the other side of a pillow. We watched the UNC/OU game and drank some brews. They hooked us up with tickets to Eddie's comedy show and after the show we all hung out back at the bar. Eddie now has a fan for life, in spite of the fact that I disagree with his politics.
Speaking of NCAA did anyone catch the Pitt/Villanova game on Saturday? How sick was the last 5.5 seconds?!?!!??
That was a weekend that will not be topped soon...
