let's roll?

bwahahahaha...here's an actual email i received from a class mate...douche much? actually the guy that sent this is a decent person, it's just that no one told him that the frat boy lifestyle ends at undergrad...i especially like the part about "rolling".

What is good, section 11. Here's the deal: we spend a ton of time together but we don't rock out together, in a big group, that often, and that's no good. So I'm throwin a party at my house on Friday to rectify the situation. Everybody should come out, we'll have a good time, get to know each other, maybe someone will do something memorable, who knows? Hopefully we can talk about something besides law school, but I'll settle for the good time.

This next part, i'm sure, just made EVERYONE want to go to the party:

A couple of things:
My house is not huge so a lot of people will be on the front and back porches, so dress accordingly. I'm getting a keg, but that's probably it, so I suggest you byob, too, cause no one wants to wait 20 minutes by a keg and then have it run out when you finally get the tap. Lastly, we're all adults. Don't fuck up my house or break anything, cause I will Castle Doctrine your ass. And stay out of the fridge.

anyone got any oil? we can totally oil ourselves up:

PS - If you wrestled in high school, or you do any kind of bjj or submission grappling, and you want to roll, or you want to learn how, email me, cause I'm looking for people to roll with.

ok, some of my friends had a talk with this guy and now he knows he was kind of douchy with the email...